I just noticed that my informal, unscientific, and truly silly Best Burger in KC poll is closed and here I am to provide thought provoking analysis of the results.
In a nutshell, Westport Flea Market beats the shit out of everyone else.
This is not too surprising because it is just too well known as a good burger joint. I think it’s also probably wrong, but i really need to do some more empirical research on the subject. Oh yes, in second place? Who do you think?
None of the Above.
This was by no means an exhaustive list, but I thought I included all the important ones. So c’mon, leave a comment with your favorite places for a hamburger, especially if it didn’t make the list.
I was also surprised to see that Red Robin got a few votes. Red Robin people? What the hell? i know they have these crazy burgers with crazy toppings like avocado, pineapples slices, olives, can o’ corn, french onion soup….whatever…jesus, it’s chain food: DISQUALIFIED. But if you really love Red Robin and think their burgers are truly the tops, please, I’m begging you, please write an impassioned defense of the establishment in the comments. That would be hilarious.
Lastly, no one voted for “yer mama.” I was expecting at least one smart-ass to read this blog.